Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Randomize
