OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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