State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I just found puke in my bra..
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Randomize
