i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
