How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
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I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
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I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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