come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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