You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
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professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
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Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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