In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
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there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
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Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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