there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
There r osticjed everywhere
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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