I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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