I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
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I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
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My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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