Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
Randomize
