I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
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Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
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Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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