so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
