Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
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What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
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But theres a keg here and me gusta
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.