Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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