He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
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how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
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You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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