That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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