He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
