Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
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what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
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Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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