He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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