If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
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Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
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I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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