Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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