My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
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It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
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He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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