Say something about gay babies.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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