She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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