Jerry, you need to find god
he wants to bone in the snuggie
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
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No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
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I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
When are your genitals available?
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