On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
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nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
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but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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