just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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