so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
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2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
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Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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