The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
Randomize
