And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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