Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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