things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
do herpes really smell.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
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Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
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High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
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