I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
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That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
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these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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