We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
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It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
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I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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