How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
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Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
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I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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