Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
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But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
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the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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