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My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
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you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
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Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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