i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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