Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
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I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
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ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
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