why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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