Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
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I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
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I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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