She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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