Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
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I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
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Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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