its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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