and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Randomize
