My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's