I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
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I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
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Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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