is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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