Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
Randomize
