shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I had to cum in my sink.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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