Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
I still have a little drunk in my system
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Damn victory sex feels great
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