She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
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He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
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I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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