Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
he puts the penis in happiness.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
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