3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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